1 “Eh you! Fo Real Kine Guy! Tell da Israel mountains dis fo me: You Israel mountains, lissen up wat me Da One In Charge tell. 2 Da peopo dat stay agains you mountains tell, ‘Ahanas! Da real high mountains dat stay from befo time come oua property awready!’ 3 Az why you gotta talk fo me Da One In Charge, an tell da mountains dat me Da One In Charge, da Boss, tell dis: Da guys dat stay agains you mountains goin go afta you an bus you up all ova da place. Dass how da odda nations wen make you mountains come dea property, an dey all talk bad agains you! 4 Az why you Israel mountains gotta lissen up wat Da One In Charge, da Boss, tell! He stay talk to da mountains an hills, da gulches, da valleys, da places dat stay skery cuz dey all wipe out. He stay talk to da towns dat erybody bag from too. Da odda peopos aroun you guys wen rip off dose towns an make fun of um. 5 Me, Da One In Charge, da Boss, tell dis: I stay real huhu jalike one hot fire! I stay huhu wit da odda nations an wit all da Edom peopo cuz dey get bad attitude, an make jalike dey get good fun wen dey take ova my property. Az cuz dey like rip off da grass land fo dea sheeps eat ova dea.

6 “Az why you gotta talk fo me to da Israel land! Tell da mountains, da hills, da gulches, an da valleys: Dis wat me Da One In Charge, da Boss, tell: I stay huhu an jealous! I talk lidis cuz da odda nations laugh an poin finga you mountains fo make you come shame. 7 Dis wat me, Da One In Charge, da Boss, tell: I put up my hand an make dis strong promise bout da nations dat live aroun you guys—fo shua, odda peopo goin laugh an poin finga dem fo make dem suffa cuz dey get shame! 8 But you Israel mountains, you goin grow branches an fruits fo my Israel peopo cuz dey goin come back pretty soon. 9 I get one big heart fo you guys an I goin watch ova you. Peopo goin plow yoa land an plant stuff ova dea. 10 I goin make all da Israel peopo stay inside you mountains an live in da towns. You goin build da bus up towns one mo time. 11 I goin make da peopo an animals inside you mountains come mo plenny. Goin get plenny kids. An I goin let peopo live inside you mountains jalike befo time. An I goin do mo plenny good tings fo you mountains den I wen do befo time. Den you guys goin know dass me Da One In Charge do all dat. 12 I goin bring my Israel peopo fo walk on top yoa mountain trails. You mountains goin be da property da peopo goin get from dea ancesta guys. An you mountains no goin take away kids no moa.

13 “Dis wat me, Da One In Charge, da Boss, tell: Da odda nations tell you mountains, ‘You mountains da ones dat wipe out yoa peopo an take away da kids from yoa land!’ 14 Az why I no goin let you mountains wipe out peopo no moa, an I no goin let you take away da kids dat stay inside yoa land. Dass da message from me, Da One In Charge, da Boss. 15 Wen da odda nations laugh at you guys fo make you come shame, I no goin make you guys lissen dem no moa. I no goin make you get da blame no mo from da odda peopos. I no goin make yoa nation jam up one mo time. Az wat me Da One In Charge, da Boss, tell.”

16 Get anodda message fo me from Da One In Charge: 17 “Eh! Fo Real Kine Guy! Befo time, wen da Israel ohana peopo live inside dea land, dey make da land come pilau cuz a da way dey live. Dis da same kine pilau jalike da time ery month wen da Rules no let da wahine come in front me cuz she get her period. 18 Az why I wen punish da Israel ohana peopo, jalike I show how mad I stay agains dem. I do dat cuz dey make peopo bleed an mahke on top da land, an make da land come pilau wit dea idol kine gods. 19 I scatta dem all ova wea da odda peopos live. I punish dem cuz a how dey live cuz dey make how dey like. 20 All da nations wea I wen scatta dem, dey give me one bad rep, no matta I good an spesho. Cuz da odda nations talk bout dem lidis: ‘Dese Israel guys, dey da peopo a Da One In Charge, you know. But still yet, dey gotta bag from his land! Wassup wit dat?!’ 21 I kea bout my rep cuz I good an spesho! An dass how I stay! But my Israel ohana peopo wen give me one bad rep wen dey go da odda nations.

22 “Az why you gotta tell da Israel ohana peopo dis: Dis wat Da One In Charge, da Boss, tell: I goin do all dis stuff, but not fo you Israel guys! But cuz a who me! I stay spesho, but you guys give me one bad rep wit da odda nations wea you guys wen go. 23 I goin show you guys how good an spesho me, no matta you guys give me one bad rep wit da odda peopos. Den da odda nations goin know az me, Da One In Charge, da Boss, do all dat, wen I use you guys fo show dem dat I stay real good an spesho. 24 I goin take you guys outa da odda nations an bring you guys togedda from all da odda lands. I goin bring you guys back inside yoa land.

25 “Jalike I goin splash clean watta on top you guys an you guys goin come real clean inside. I goin make you guys come real clean from all da pilau kine stuff you guys wen do an from yoa idol kine gods. 26  ✡ 36:26: Ezek 11:19-20I goin give you guys one new kine heart, an put one new kine Spirit inside you guys fo make you tink diffren kine. I goin hemo yoa stone kine hard heart an give you one sof kine heart dass fo real. 27 An I goin put my Spirit in charge a you guys. He goin make you like live da way I tell you gotta live. Dass how you goin make shua you do wat my rules tell you fo do.

28 “You guys goin live inside da Israel land dat I wen give yoa ancesta guys. You guys goin come my peopo, an I goin come yoa God. 29 I goin get you guys outa all da bad kine stuff you guys do. I goin bring plenny wheat an barley by you guys, so you no goin be wit no mo food no moa. 30 I goin make yoa trees get plenny fruit an yoa fields grow plenny food. Den you guys no goin come shame cuz you no mo food, da way da odda nations goin see you guys. 31 Den you guys no goin foget how pilau you guys was, an all da no good kine stuff you guys wen do. Den you guys goin come real shame cuz a all dat kine stuff you wen do befo time an da way you ack pilau. 32 Me, Da One In Charge, da Boss, jalike you guys know dat all dis good kine stuff I do, not fo you guys. I do um fo me! All you Israel ohana guys gotta come shame an lose face cuz a da way you guys live!

33 “Dis wat me, Da One In Charge, da Boss, tell: Goin get one time wen I goin make you guys come real clean from all da bad kine stuff you guys do. Dat time, I goin bring da peopo back fo live inside yoa towns, an dey goin build up da bus up towns one mo time. 34 Da fields dat befo time was wasted, an erybody dat go by dea wen see was empty, goin get one farm one mo time. 35 Dey goin tell, ‘Dis land ova hea dat da odda peopo wen wase, now stay jalike da place Eden side, da park dat get plenny trees dat God wen plant. Da towns dat wen stay wipe out an bus up, now dey get strong wall an peopo live dea.’ 36 Den da odda nations aroun you guys dat still stay dea, dey goin know dass me Da One In Charge wen build one mo time wat da odda peopo wen bus up. An az me wen plant inside da wasted land. Dass wat me, Da One In Charge tell an I goin do um.

37 “Dis wat me, Da One In Charge, da Boss, tell: One mo time I goin lissen da Israel ohana peopo wen dey beg me fo help um. Dis wat I goin do fo dem: I goin make dea peopo come choke plenny jalike da sheeps come choke plenny. 38 Den da towns dat wen stay bus up, goin get fill up wit plenny peopo jalike goin get plenny sheeps! Goin get plenny peopo inside all da towns. Goin be jalike da spesho religious ceremonies inside Jerusalem, wen choke plenny peopo bring dea animals ova dea fo make one sacrifice. Den dey goin know dass me Da One In Charge do all dat.”