1 Had anodda message from Da One In Charge. He tell me: 2 “Eh you! Fo Real Kine Guy! Dis me, Da One In Charge, da Boss. Dis wat I tell da Israel peopo: I had it wit you! Da land, ery place, all come wipe out! 3 Right now, almos da end fo you guys. I stay coming real huhu wit you guys, an I not goin hold back. I da judge, an I goin punish you guys fo all da kine stuff you wen do. I goin make all da pilau kine stuff you guys wen do to odda peopo come back to you. 4 I no goin pity you guys, o give you guys chance. I goin pay you guys back fo da way you guys live, an all da pilau stuff you guys do all da time. Den you guys goin know dass was me, Da One In Charge, da Boss, dat wen do all dis.

5 “Me, Da One In Charge, da Boss, I da One tell dis: Someting bad goin happen! One bad kine ting dat neva happen befo! 6 You guys pau awready! Dis da end! You guys goin get wipe out! Dis ony da start! 7 Da bad kine stuff goin happen to you guys dat stay inside da land. Da time stay nea. Da peopo all sked an eryting kapakahi. No mo nobody throw party! 8 Pretty soon, I goin show how mad I stay agains you guys fo punish you cuz I pau take da stuff you guys do. I da judge goin look how you guys ack, an I goin pay you guys back fo all da pilau kine stuff you do. 9 I no goin pity you guys an I no goin give you guys chance. I goin pay you guys back fo how you guys ack, an fo all da pilau kine stuff you guys do. Den you guys goin know az me, Da One In Charge, dat stay bus up you guys.

10 “Look! Goin happen today! Look! Wat gotta happen goin come! Da stick I goin use fo wack you guys stay ready! Da peopo dat ack high makamaka show up all ova da place ready fo me punish um! 11 Da guys dat like bus up erybody, now dey come jalike one stick fo wack da bad kine peopo! Dass why nobody stay—No mo big noise from da crowd, no mo peopo dat make high makamaka! 12 Now, da time come awready! Da guy dat buy stuff betta not throw party cuz he get um cheap, an da guy dat sell stuff betta not ack jalike he stay sad inside cuz he pay too much. Cuz I stay huhu, an I goin give all dem guys lickins. 13 Da guy dat sell his land no can get um back, if him an da buya stay alive. Wat I tell da guys dat talk fo me bout all da Jerusalem peopo no goin change. Dey not strong enuff fo stay alive cuz a da bad kine stuff dey do. 14 Da army guys goin blow trumpets an erybody goin get ready, but no mo nobody goin make war cuz I stay huhu wit all dem.

15 “Outside da town, get da army guys dat go kill peopo wit sword. Inside da town, get da real bad kine sick, an no mo notting fo eat. Outside in da country side, peopo goin mahke cuz get war. Da peopo inside da big town goin get wipe out cuz a da real bad kine sick an cuz no mo notting fo eat. 16 Erybody dat still stay alive, dey goin run away to da mountains. Dey goin make sad kine noise jalike da valley kine doves cuz all dem wen do wass wrong. 17 Erybody real sked dey lose fight. Dea knees no can stan strait an dey fall down jalike watta. 18 Dey goin put on burmbag kine clotheses an dey goin shake all ova. You look dea face, can tell dey all shame. Dey goin shave bolohead fo show dey sore inside. 19 Dey goin throw dea silva on top da streets. Dey goin make jalike dea gold stay pilau. Da silva an da gold no goin get um outa trouble. Cuz dat time, me Da One In Charge goin show I stay huhu wit dem. Dey goin stay hungry, but dea silva an gold no goin give um notting fo put inside dea opu. Was da silva an gold dat wen make um like do bad kine stuff! 20 Dey get big head cuz dey get fancy kine jewelry, an dey use um fo make dea idol kine gods dat I hate. Az why I goin make dea stuff come all pilau. 21 I goin let army guys from odda places rip off dea stuff. Da worses kine peopo in da world goin steal um. Dey no give a rip wat dey do to da stuff dey steal, an dey goin make all dat stuff come pilau. 22 I no goin look wen dey make da town dat stay spesho fo me come pilau, so nobody can pray dea. Guys goin go inside dea fo bus up stuff an make um come so no mo nobody can pray dea.

23 “Go get chains ready fo take prisona guys away from da land cuz all ova da land get judges dat like set up peopo fo mahke. Inside da town, peopo goin bus up each odda all da time. 24 Da country wit da worses kine peopo, I goin let dem take ova you guys houses. Da Israel guys dat get big head cuz dey tink dey real strong, I goin make um come all shame. Dose peopo, dey goin make da spesho places fo da odda gods come pilau so nobody can pray dea. 25 Da Israel guys body goin shake all ova cuz dey all sked. Dey like eryting come good, but dass not goin happen. 26 Real bad kine stuff goin happen, one right afta da odda. Dey goin hear any kine stuff bout wat goin happen. Da guys dat tell dey talk fo God, peopo goin aks dem fo tell wat God wen show dem. Da pries guys no goin teach da rules no moa. Da older leada guys no goin tell da peopo no mo wass good fo dem. 27 Da king goin make all sad kine cuz a da mahke peopo. Da prince goin come all shock. He no can handle cuz eryting all gone. Da local peopo goin come real sked, dea hands goin shake. I goin make to dem jalike dey wen make to odda peopo. I goin judge dem da same jalike how dey judge odda peopo. Den dey goin know dat me Da One In Charge, I da One wen do dis.”