1 Cuz stay lidis now, an cuz me, Paul, stay lock up in prison cuz I work fo Jesus Christ, I stay lidis fo help you guys dass not Jew guys. 2 Fo shua you guys hear bout da good tings God stay do fo me an how God give me dis job fo help you guys. 3 God show me da secret stuff dat nobody figga out befo time, jalike I write um down litto bit awready. 4  ✡ 3:4: Col 1:26-27Bout dis stuff, wen you guys read um, you guys goin figga out how come I undastan da plan dat was secret befo time. Dis plan bout da ting Christ wen do. 5 All da peopos dat live befo time, God neva let dem know da secret plan. But now, Da Good An Spesho Spirit show da secret plan to his spesho guys dat talk fo God, an to da guys dat God wen sen all ova da place fo tell da peopo bout Christ. 6 Dis da secret plan: Da Good Stuff From God tell dat da peopo dass not Jew can come God kids too, jalike da Jew guys. Da peopo dass not Jew guys an da Jew guys goin come jalike one peopo. An dey all goin get all da good kine stuffs God wen promise his peopo. All dat stuff goin happen cuz dey stay tight wit Christ. 7 An me, God make me one worka guy fo him. God give me dis job, jalike he give me one spesho gif fo tell da Good Kine Stuff From Him. An he give me dis job cuz he get da powa fo do wateva he like do inside me.

8 All da odda peopo dat stay spesho fo God stay mo importan den me. Still yet, God wen pick me fo do dis job. Dis da job fo tell all da diffren kine peopos dass not Jew guys all da unreal an awesome kine stuffs bout Christ. Dat awesome kine stuff mo awesome den anybody can figga. Dis job, jalike one spesho gif God give me fo do. 9 An God let me help erybody undastan da plan dat was secret befo time. From da time wen God make eryting, he neva let nobody know da secret plan till now. 10 But now, God like use his church peopo fo show all da leada guys an all da guys wit powa dat stay inside da sky, dat God know wat fo do bout eryting fo real kine.

11 God, he make dat plan from befo time fo do all dat stuff. An Jesus Christ, Da One In Charge a us guys, he da One dat wen do um. 12 An us guys dat stay tight wit Christ, fo shua we no need hold back cuz garans us can talk to God any time we like. We trus him, az why we do dis. 13 Az why I stay tell you guys, no come bum out jus cuz I stay suffa plenny fo you guys. I do all dis fo peopo know how awesome you guys stay.

14 All dat stuff I stay tell you guys, az why I go down on top my knees an pray to da Faddah. 15 An dis Faddah, he da Faddah fo real kine. All da diffren ohanas all ova da world an inside da sky, dey get dea faddahs, an dey call um “faddahs” cuz dey ack litto bit jalike da real Faddah, 16 an da real Faddah stay plenny awesome! He get eryting us need! Az why I like fo him sen his Spirit fo give you guys da powa fo come mo strong inside. 17 Den Christ goin live inside you guys cuz you guys trus um. I tell God dat I like fo you guys erytime get love an aloha fo God an erybody. An dat kine love goin make you guys come strong jalike da root fo one big tree, an jalike da foundation fo one house. 18 Den you guys togedda wit all da peopo dat stay spesho fo God goin get da powa fo undastan how plenny love an aloha Christ get fo erybody erytime. Dis love an aloha no goin come pau eva! Az jalike how da love an aloha stay real wide an long an high an deep. 19 An I like fo you guys blow yoa mind fo know how plenny love an aloha Christ get fo you guys, no matta no mo nobody can undastan eryting bout um. An den you guys goin be jalike God. Az wat he like you guys fo be, jalike him.

20 God, he get plenny powa! Wateva we go aks him fo do, o wateva we figga he can do, he can do mo plenny den dat! Dass da kine powa he get fo change us guys inside. 21 Cuz a dat, all da church peopo goin show how awesome God stay, dass all da church peopo dat stay alive now, an all da church peopo dat goin come afta. An Christ, he stay show how awesome God stay, foeva an eva. Dass it!