1 Jesus go outside from da open lanai fo da temple, an his guys come an tell, “Eh, Teacha, check out da buildings ova hea! Awesome, aah?”

2 Jesus tell, “Eh, az right! An I like tell you guys dis too: You know all dis stuff? Bumbye no goin get one stone on top anodda stone ova hea. Eryting goin fall down.”

3 Den bumbye, Jesus go da Olive Ridge an sit down ova dea. Wen no mo odda guys dea, his guys go by him. Dey tell him, “Wat time all dat kine stuff goin happen? An wat kine ting goin happen fo show us wen you goin come back ova hea, an wen da world goin come pau?”

4 Jesus tell um, “Watch out! No let nobody bulai you guys! 5 Plenny guys goin show up an try ack jalike dey me. Dey goin tell, ‘Eh, me, dat Spesho Christ Guy From God!’ An dey goin bulai plenny peopo lidat. 6 You guys goin hear da war dat stay by us guys, an you guys goin hear bout da wars dat stay all ova da odda places. No come all shook up. All dat kine stuff gotta happen, but dat no mean eryting goin come pau yet. 7 Goin get fighting. One country goin start fo fight anodda country. One king goin fight anodda king. Plenny peopo no goin get notting fo eat. Plenny diffren places, da groun goin shake hard plenny. 8 Peopo goin suffa plenny, but all dis, jus da start. Goin be jalike one wahine start fo suffa mo an mo plenny fo born one bebe.

9  ✡ 24:9: Matt 10:22“Dat time, peopo goin set you guys up an make you guys suffa, an dey goin kill you guys. All da diffren kine peopos all ova da world goin hate you guys cuz you stay my guys. 10 Den, goin get plenny guys dat no goin trus me no moa, cuz dey no can handle wat stay happen. An dey goin hate each odda an set up dea braddahs. 11 Goin get plenny guys dat goin show up an tell dey hea fo talk fo God, but dey ony bulai, an dey goin trick plenny peopo. 12 Goin get mo an mo peopo dat erytime goin broke da Rules From God mo an moa, az why plenny peopo no goin get aloha fo each odda no moa. 13  ✡ 24:13: Matt 10:22But whoeva can handle an hang in dea till all dis pau, dey da ones dat goin come out okay. 14 All ova da world goin get peopo dat goin tell all da Good Kine Stuff bout how fo get God fo dea king. All da diffren kine peopos goin hear wass fo real, an den, eryting goin come pau.

15  ✡ 24:15: Dan 9:27; 11:31; 12:11“Daniel, da guy dat wen talk fo God befo time, he wen tell dat someting God hate plenny goin happen. Dat ting so horraz, goin make eryting come hamajang an make erybody bag from dea. Da ting goin stan inside da place dat stay spesho fo God. (Whoeva read dis, dey gotta watch out!) 16 You know, wen you guys see dat happen, if you stay Judea side, go run to da mountains. 17  ✡ 24:17: Luke 17:31If you stay on top one house dat get flat roof, no go inside fo take yoa stuffs wit you. 18 If you stay inside da fields, no go home fo get yoa clotheses. 19 Dat time, goin get hard time fo da hapai wahines an da muddahs dat stay breas feed dea bebes!

20 “Try aks God fo no let dis stuff happen winta time o on da Res Day. 21  ✡ 24:21: Dan 12:1; JShow 7:14Cuz dat time erybody goin suffa to da max. Neva have notting lidat eva happen befo time, not even from wen God make da world till now, an no goin get notting lidat eva goin happen one mo time. 22 But God goin make dat time mo short fo peopo come out okay. He like help da peopo he wen pick, dass why he goin make dat suffa plenny time mo short.

23 “Dat time, if get one guy dat tell you guys, ‘Eh, look! Christ, da Spesho Guy God Wen Sen, he stay ova hea!’ o ‘He stay ova dea!’ no go trus dat kine guy! 24 Goin get plenny fake kine guys dat tell dey Christ, an goin get plenny fake kine guys dat tell dey talk fo God. Dey goin do unreal an awesome stuff fo try show proof dat dey fo real, an dey goin even try bulai da peopo dat God wen pick.

25 “Eh! Befo all dat happen, I stay tell you guys eryting now awready. 26  ✡ 24:26: Luke 17:23-24If some guys tell, ‘Eh! Christ stay inside da boonies!’ no go ova dea. If dey tell, ‘Eh! He stay inside dat house ova dea!’ no trus um notting. 27 I da Guy Dass fo Real, an wen I come back, goin be jalike wen da lightning come from da east side an shine all ova to da west side. 28  ✡ 24:28: Luke 17:37Wen dat happen, you guys goin know wea I stay. Jalike erybody know wea get someting mahke wen da scavenja birds come togedda ova dea.

29  ✡ 24:29 a: Isa 13:10; Joel 2:10, 31; 3:15; JShow 6:12; b: Isa 13:10; Ezek 32:7; Joel 2:10; 3:15; c: Isa 34:4; JShow 6:13“Right afta dat time fo suffa plenny, dis wat goin happen:

30  ✡ 24:30: Dan 7:13; Zek 12:10-14; JShow 1:7“I da Fo Real Kine Guy. Dat time, da peopo goin see someting up dea inside da sky dat goin show dem dat I stay come. An all da diffren kine peopos all ova da world goin cry hard an come real sad. Den dey goin spock me, da Fo Real Kine Guy. I goin come on top da clouds inside da sky. I goin come wit powa an I goin be awesome! 31 Da trumpet goin make big noise, an I goin sen my angel messenja guys fo bring togedda all da peopo dat God wen pick from all ova da world, ery place dat get undaneat da sky.

32 “Eh you guys, try learn someting from da fig tree. Wen da fig tree make one new branch an get one new leaf, you guys goin know dat summa time stay come. 33 Same ting, wen you guys see all dis stuff happen, den you goin know, I stay come an eryting stay ready. 34 Dass right! An I tell you guys dis too: From da peopo dat stay ova hea right now, get guys dat no goin mahke befo all dis stuff goin happen. 35 Da world an da sky goin go way, but da tings I tell no goin go way foeva.

36 “Nobody know wen all dat goin happen, not even da day o da time. Da angel guys inside da sky, even dem, dey donno. Even me, I God Boy, an I donno da time. Ony my Faddah know da time!

37  ✡ 24:37: Start 6:5-8“I da Fo Real Kine Guy. Wen I come back, eryting goin be jalike befo time wen da guy Noah live. 38 Dat time, befo da big watta come, erybody was eating an drinking. Dey wen get married an give dea girls fo get married. Dey still stay do dat till da time wen Noah go inside da big boat. 39  ✡ 24:39: Start 7:6-24Da odda peopo, dey neva know wat was goin happen, till da big watta come an wipe um out. You know, I da Fo Real Kine Guy, an wen I come back, goin be same ting lidat.

40 “Goin get two guys stay working inside one field. God goin take one guy, an he no goin take da odda guy. 41 Goin get two wahines stay working togedda fo make flour fo bread wit one grinding stone. God goin take one wahine, an he no goin take da odda one.

42 “So, watch out! Cuz you guys donno wat time yoa Boss goin come back. 43  ✡ 24:43: Luke 12:39-40But you guys gotta figga dis: If da main guy inside da house know wat time da steala guy goin come, he goin watch out fo um. He no goin let um inside fo bus up his place. But he donno da time. 44 Az why you guys betta be ready, cuz I da Fo Real Kine Guy. Da time you guys figga I no goin come, dass wen I goin come.

45 “So den, good fo be jalike one worka guy dat da boss can trus. Az cuz dat kine guy figga plenny how fo do tings right. He da guy, da boss goin make him da luna in charge a his house an his ohana, fo him give erybody dea food wen da right time stay come. 46 Wen da boss come back, da worka guy goin stay good inside if he stay do jalike his boss wen tell him fo do. 47 Dass right! An I tell you guys dis too: Da boss goin put dat guy in charge a eryting he get.

48 “But if dat worka guy do bad kine stuff, den he goin figga, ‘Eh, long time my boss no goin come back.’ 49 An da guy start fo bus up da odda worka guys, an he eat an drink wit all da odda piloot guys. 50 Goin get one time, da boss goin come back an da worka figga he still yet no stay come, but he donno wat time da boss goin come. 51 Da boss goin bus him up, an throw him outside wit da bulaia kine guys dat tell one ting an do anodda. Ova dea da guys goin cry real hard an grind dea teet cuz dey so huhu an futless.”