1 “No need you guys come all bodda inside. Trus God, an trus me too. 2 Inside my Faddah house, get plenny place fo stay. If neva have, I wen tell you guys awready. I goin go ova dea fo make you guys place ready. 3 Afta I go an make da place ready, I goin come back, an bring you guys ova dea wit me. Dass how da place I stay, you guys goin stay dea too. 4 Da place I goin go, you guys know how fo go ova dea.”

5 Thomas tell um, “Eh Boss! Us guys, we donno wea you goin go. How we goin know how fo go ova dea?”

6 Jesus tell um, “No mo anodda guy can bring peopo to da Faddah, ony me. I bring peopo to um, jalike I da road. I da guy dat get da trut. I da guy dat make da peopo come alive fo real kine. 7 You guys know me, so dass mean you guys goin know my Faddah. An from now, you guys know him, an see him.”

8 Philip tell um, “Eh Boss, show us yoa Faddah, an dass enuff fo us guys.”

9 Jesus tell him, “I stay wit you guys long time, an you still yet donno who me, Philip? Whoeva see me, dey see my Faddah. So how come you tell, ‘Show us yoa Faddah’? 10 You no trus me, o wat, wen I tell dat I stay tight wit my Faddah, an he stay tight wit me? Da stuff I stay tell you guys, all dat no come from me, come from my Faddah. He stay tight wit me, an he da One dat stay do all dis kine stuff. 11 Trus me wen I tell dat I stay tight wit my Faddah an he stay tight wit me. If you guys no can stay shua bout dat, den trus me cuz a da stuff I stay do.

12 “Dass right! An I tell you guys dis too: Whoeva trus me, dey goin do da same kine stuff I do. An dey goin do even mo betta stuff, cuz I goin go by my Faddah. 13 Wateva you guys go aks me fo do cuz you my guys, I goin do um. Den erybody can know how awesome my Faddah stay, cuz I his Boy, an I show dem how awesome he stay. 14 Wateva you guys go aks me fo do cuz you my guys, I goin do um fo you.

15 “If you guys get love an aloha fo me, you goin do wat I tell you guys fo do. 16 I goin aks my Faddah, an he goin give you guys anodda One fo kokua you guys. An dat One goin stay wit you guys foeva. 17 Dass God Spirit dat teach you guys da trut. But da peopo inside da world no like take him, cuz dey no see him, an dey donno him. You guys know him, cuz he stay by you guys, an he goin stay tight wit you guys.

18 “I no goin leave you guys all alone. I goin come back by you guys. 19 Litto wile moa, da peopo inside da world no goin see me. But you guys goin see me. Cuz I goin come back alive, dass why you guys goin come alive fo real kine. 20 Wen I come back alive, you guys goin know fo shua dat I stay tight wit my Faddah, an you guys stay tight wit me, an I stay tight wit you guys.

21 “Whoeva take wat I tell um fo do, an do um, dass da ones dat get love an aloha fo me. My Faddah goin get love an aloha fo dem, an I goin get love an aloha fo um, an I goin show um who me fo real kine.”

22 Get anodda guy Judas, not da Iscariot guy. He go aks Jesus, “Boss, how come you goin show us guys who you fo real kine, an not show da odda peopo inside da world?”

23 Jesus tell um, “Whoeva get love an aloha fo me, dey goin do wat I tell um fo do. My Faddah goin get love an aloha fo dem too. Den me an my Faddah goin go by dem, an jalike we goin make house wit dem togedda. 24 Whoeva no mo love an aloha fo me, dey no goin do wat I tell um fo do. All da stuff you wen hear me tell, dat no come from me, come from my Faddah dat wen sen me.

25 “I stay wit you guys still yet, az why I stay tell you guys all dis stuff now. 26 My Faddah, bumbye he goin sen you guys his Good An Spesho Spirit fo kokua you guys fo me. He goin teach you guys eryting, an help you guys no foget all da stuff I wen tell you guys awready.

27 “Wen I go way, I goin make you guys so notting bodda you inside. Ony me can give you dat. All da stuff in da world no can make um so notting bodda you. Ony me can make um so notting bodda you! No come all bus up inside! An no come sked! 28 You guys wen hear me tell, ‘I goin go way from you guys, an I goin come back by you guys.’ So, no feel bad. If you guys get love an aloha fo me, den fo shua you guys goin stay good inside, cuz I goin go by my Faddah. Cuz my Faddah, he mo importan den me. 29 I tell you guys all dis stuff befo da ting happen. So wen da ting happen, you guys goin trus me. 30 I ony goin talk to you guys short time moa, cuz Satan stay come. Fo now, he in charge a da peopo inside dis world, but he no mo powa ova me. 31 But no matta he stay come, cuz I goin do wat my Faddah tell me fo do. Dat goin show da peopo inside da world dat I get love an aloha fo my Faddah.

“Come on! We goin go!”